InfraDevSecOps-as-a-Service is the world's first fully agile, cloud-native, zero-trust, AI-augmented methodology that unifies Infrastructure, Development, Security and Operations into a single two-week sprint, owned by a single engineer, measured by a single dashboard that nobody opens.
*Free for 14 days, then $49,999/mo per seat, per environment, per microservice, per Tuesday. Cancellation requires a 6-sprint offboarding epic.
Trusted by companies that have since pivoted
Our observability-as-a-service platform observes your observability platform, then emits a weekly PDF summarizing what it observed. These numbers are live. Nobody knows what they mean, but they're going up, and that's the important thing.
Every quarter, a new department realizes it has been left out of the name. Our patented Acronym Expansion Engine lets you add them all, while the headcount stays exactly where it is.
Traditional DevOps uses one infinity loop. That's not nearly enough infinity. Our framework nests loops inside loops, so every phase has its own sprint, its own standup, its own Jira project and its own VP.
Why own anything when you can rent it forever? Our catalog turns every noun in your organization into a recurring line item with its own SLA, its own login and its own surprise price increase.
AI-powered root cause attribution that identifies the nearest available junior engineer in under 200ms. Integrates with git blame, Slack and HR.
A daily 15-minute meeting that runs 45 minutes. Sit-down meetings available on Enterprise. Lie-down meetings in private preview.
A laminated sticky note that says "no." Cloud-native, serverless, and stuck to the rack with industrial-grade tape. 99.999% uptime until someone needs port 22.
Coming soon. Has been coming soon since 2019. Currently blocked on a dependency owned by another team that was dissolved in a reorg.
Returns "DNS" for every query. Accuracy independently verified at 94%. The other 6% was an expired certificate.
Auto-schedules meetings to discuss why productivity is down. Detects focus time on your calendar and fills it within seconds.
We manage the vendor that manages the platform that manages the containers that run your 40-line cron job.
Your production environment is "basically fine" and the pipeline is "mostly green." Delivered via an executive dashboard in calming pastels.
The only service your engineers actually use. Billed per cup, per container, per sprint. Decaf is a premium add-on, on purpose.
Generates 400 pages of policy documents nobody reads, and a SOC 2 poster for the lobby that everybody photographs.
An abstract service for subscribing to services. Recursively billed. Our analysts are still trying to find where it stops.
A consultant who has never shipped software explains, with great confidence, why your team needs fewer tickets and more ceremonies.
We are uncovering better ways of renaming the same work,
by doing it again and calling it a transformation.
Through this work we have come to value:
That is, while there is value in the items on the right,
they don't fit on a slide.
With InfraDevSecOps, Infrastructure, Development, Security and Operations all live on one unified Kanban board, so everyone can watch every ticket be blocked by every other ticket, in real time.
It's a burn-up chart now. Product says that's a growth story.
All systems operational*. *definitions of "operational" vary by team.
Ticket marked Done per sticky note.
Post-transformation. Optimized for alignment.
All plans are billed annually, monthly, per-seat, per-core, per-API-call and per-vibe, simultaneously. Our pricing calculator is itself a premium add-on.
"We replaced our entire ops team with a Slack channel called #ops-help. Response times are now measured in geological epochs, but our headcount slide looks incredible."
"Before InfraDevSecOps, I was a backend developer. Now I'm also the DBA, the firewall admin, the on-call rotation, the auditor and the person who orders the team lunch. My title didn't change, but my LinkedIn did."
"We shifted security left so aggressively that it fell off the edge of the roadmap. Auditors were thrilled with the diagram, though. One star off because the diagram got hacked."
"Our deployment frequency went from monthly to hourly. Our incident frequency went from monthly to hourly too. That's what we call alignment."
"I didn't understand a single word of the pitch. I signed immediately."
"It's the same work with a new name and four more meetings."
Our accredited certification path takes you from "never heard of it" to "LinkedIn thought leader" in a single long weekend. Exams are open book, open laptop and, if you pay for Platinum, pre-filled.
2 days · $3,400 · comes with a lanyard
Learn to schedule a train that never arrives
Can shift anything left. Including blame.
Unlock the ability to sell this page's certs
Trained on 40,000 conference keynotes, 12,000 LinkedIn posts and one actual production incident. Ask it anything. The answer is a transformation.
Yes.
Security has been shifted so far left that it now resides in the previous fiscal year, where it is someone else's budget problem.
It has more letters. Studies show each additional letter increases perceived maturity by 11% and consulting rates by 40%.
Absolutely not. You only need to change what the teams are called, the color of the Jira board and the slide template. The work itself is a lagging indicator.
That means you weren't doing it right. Our consultants will diagnose an "agile maturity gap" and sell you the next framework, InfraDevSecFinMLOps, which is fully backwards compatible with the disappointment.
It is cloud-native, cloud-agnostic, cloud-first, multi-cloud, hybrid-cloud and cloud-curious. It also runs on the server under Linda's desk.
There is a free tier, in the same way there is a free sample at the casino.
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